Page 3: Attempting to kill Cellulite.

Fat girls like Miss Cellulite find it seriously unfair when it comes to love. Love never appears for them. 

Remember a particular pick up line? It goes something like this for guys trying to pick up hot girls with big boobs and never ending legs that disappears under her mini micro skirt...

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?" 

 

But when it comes to Miss Cellulite..it will go something like this...

"I believe in love at first sight... *miss cellulite whispers to her crush with star twinkled eyes*" 

"What the hell! YOU DO!!?? *look around furtively and thinks to himself.. YEAH RITE.. like u will ever get the chance.. *

Miss Cellulite also notices a trend in Singapore. She has also come up with a formula! A formula that determines your prospects in love! No more staring into the mirror/basin of water at midnight to see how your future lover looks like. It is already set. For Fat girls that is.

Hunky Macho guy+ Hot bod cutey girl= success love story OR a drama in the making.

Plain Fat girl + Flabby stomach guy= resigned to fate. 

Hot bod cutey girl + Flabby stomach guy= He gives me a sense of security!! *guy looks proud*

Plain Fat girl + Hunky Macho guy= ..... ..... ...... ..... ...... ....."computer says no..."(Lil Britain style)

NEVER. NEVER have u seen cute guys with fat girls. why the hell do the woes get pinned on us while fat guys are seen as a false sense of security??!! Miss Cellulite whimpers.

So, Miss Cellulite has decided, that for the sake of her very own future, she will try(after so many attempts throughout  her life) to kill Cellulite. 

Firstly, she prepares a knife. 

Next, she got a sock to stuff into cellulite's mouth if she screams in protest.

Then she got a new set of clothes in order to prevent blood from spurting everywhere.

Rope is greatly needed as well, so that she could commit the crime some place else.

Now, all she needs is confidence, determination and strength to carry on the operation. 

*reaches for MnMs...* *SlaP! No Miss Cellulite! Behave urself*.. *aww... crumples in despair as she drools of the men she could have once Cellulite is dead and gone...*