Page 2: Miss Cellulite decides to take a journey

Its always funny to note that journeys which are taken to reach another place, reveals greatly on the issues that the society face and the people who are involved in it. Buses are boarded to enjoy the bustling atmosphere of other commuters, trains are taken to revel in the fast blur of scenary that sweeps past one like a dream and indulge in escapism through the thrill of rumbling sounds. 

This however does not include taxis because Miss Cellulite loves taxis. Not only do they provide ample comfort and airconditioning, she derives delight from having time saved, a limited amount of privacy to space out during travel, but most importantly, having more than sufficient seat space to accomodate her butt.

Miss Cellulite hates the seats in buses and MRT trains in Singapore. In buses, the seats are narrow(with respect to her size), and in trains... Its better not to talk about it. Often, when choice leaves her hanging by the thread of doubt as to whether risk should be taken to embark on journeys, Miss Cellulite can't help recalling the shred of fear and embarrassement she faces each time she sits on the public transport services. 

If she gets lucky and has the chance to sit in the inner seat, it seems no one else takes an interest to sit next to her! the REASON is so apparent that it leaves one chanting a spell for a dramatic increase in bus speed to reach their destination. Unfortunately magic don't work in real life. If not, why would Miss Cellulite face this problem in the first place? If she could just flourish her rickety wand to conjure up incantations like how Harry Potter does to chase away Dementors, how Fantastic it would be for her to chase those Cellulites away as well? Maybe it would sound something like, "Fuckcelluliamus!!".  No way would that ever happen.

If she gets lucky to get a seat and gets an outer one, then a whole new perspective arises. Firstly, half her butt jutts out of the seat. Not only is it terribly ugly, it makes Miss Cellulite angry with herself when she can't help but compare with other normal citizens. Secondly,when something appears and comprises of  2 Humpty Dumpty look alikes, balancing ON the fence in a crowded bus, everyone knocks into her and brushes against Cellulite. Maybe Cellulite is a slut. She is a malicious attention seeker with flirty intentions. But she probably do not like sex. Just the game of it. Coz everytime she strips, she causes Miss Cellulite's lover to run in the speed of lightning to the opposite direction and create an array of cringed facial expressions.

Till now, Miss Cellulite ponders on the real reason why...as she stares blankly into the reflection which mirrors her image.